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Disposing of the Corpus
by afrai

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Ichigo leaned over his sister's shoulder and plucked the piece of paper out of her hand.

"What's this?"

"Those are the minutes for the first annual general meeting of the governing board of Kurosaki Incorporated," boomed Isshin. "Outsiders not allowed."

Ichigo ducked the kick and hit out without looking around.

"We're pooling our resources," Yuzu explained, as the CEO staggered to the wall and started sobbing. "We now each own one third of all our assets."

("Masaki, our son is threatening our economic viability ...")

"What about me?" said Ichigo. Yuzu patted him on the hand.

"You're one third mine too," she said.

("Our corporate personhood ... violated ... ")

"Feel free to stage a hostile takeover," said Karin. "Please."

"Right," said Ichigo.

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